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Strong warnings- the usual smut and kinks, plus some graphic violence.

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Usual warnings- dirty talk, possible squick re: content of dirty talk, etc.

( ZIM! )

Sort of a fragmented log. You all don't mind, right? XD Usual warnings.

( Further discussion of the lock and key system, then later Nny is violent and must be subdued! )

Higher than usual warnings on this chapter: -very- filthy talk, disturbing subject matter, bondage and all the rest.

( Pretty much just total smut this time. )

Aging up; Dib, with Luna as 'second', finally takes the aging potion! He then proceeds to take Luna out to lunch at Hogsmeade...

As soon as he gets his voice back, he goes over to the Stephen Colbert application and shouts his little heart out...

Dib loses his voice due to some magical chocolates- this lasts about two days.

Complaining in the Great Hall about Zim, Dib meets Primavera and mentions Zim to Nny in passing. He later tries trifle for the first time.

On the sudden appearance of Zim, Dib sends some owls to warn fellow Gryffindors and other friends of the danger...

There goes the neighborhood- Zim arrives!

Dib talks to River about his and her shared past of tampering and physical manipulation.

Extra violence warnings this time. Character death(s) and plot-heavy revelations.

( "Do you WANT me to kill you?" )

Extra bloody chapter. Some smut. Usual other warnings.

( Things go too far in an alley. Dib attempts to leave Nny, but it nearly costs them both their minds... )

Usual warnings: Bondage, smut, filthy talk, NSFW slash.

( Heading home from the beach. A visit to Violet Spectrum, Nny nearly loses it, and fantasies are played out at home... )

I'm way backed up! There'll be updates this weekend. More smut for all! XD

Closed Dib and Nny flight/conversation thread

Owls to Adam, Nny, Luna and Charlie. Dib's discussing aging potions with Luna, inquirng about Charlie's heath, and personal talk with Nny and Adam.

Care of Magical Creatures

"Ohh... Oh god, my HEAD." He stumbles around a little, dazed. "Where... H..Hey! Who are you? Where am I? Why is it so DARK? Last thing I remember the plane was..."

"God, the plane..."


So, you're foolish and unlucky enough to have found yourself on our lovely island paradise. I can't say I'm pleased to see yet another two-legged vermin crawling around on what used to be such a peaceful patch of earth. As much as I'd like to dispatch you out of hand, I've been, ah... advised by certain beings we needn't discuss to have a few words with you first:

"What? What beings? Island?"

Yes, he's thinking a little ... slow right now, not with his usual clarity. The blow to the head from having a heavy plastic suitcase tip out and fall on him during the crash has left a small gash and a noticeable bruise on his temple, as well as a headache that makes it hard to respond to -questioning-.

Is this milk still good?

He gags slightly at the -stench- as the skinny man waves the carton under his nose. "... It smells like something DIED in it. I think I'm gonna be SICK."

What skills and talents do you have to aid, entertain, or torment your fellow pathetic meat machines?

"S..Skills and talents? Uhm. I'm.. I'm good with electronics, I guess. Cameras, computers. That kinda stuff. I know how to send and receive radio transmissions. I ask a lot of questions so that I can understand the situation and I can usually figure out what's going on if I just.. have a few minutes to THINK about something." And my head's not bashed in by a stupid suitcase. "I'm good at solving problems. Working stuff out. I know stuff about science and engineering and a -lot- about ... weird stuff. Things most people don't want to know about, couldn't dare IMAGINE, or are AFRAID of...

Heyy, what is this anyway, a job application? You have to fill out a questionnaire for the afterlife? Are you gonna ask me what my poorest decision was and what I did to correct it next?"

I see you've managed to rescue a small carry-on bag. What a triumph of materialistic greed! Which of your petty belongings were important enough for you to feel the need to keep them by your side through your chaotic little journey?

His hand moves quickly to his laptop case, protectively. "... M.. My laptop. My whole -brain's- on my laptop. My camera and my, uhm... medications."

What are your thoughts on yaoi?

"...what?"

What squalid little errand were you on when you so unexpectedly arrived here?

He shuts his eyes. "I was going to a conference... uhm, a three-day conference on the newest parapsychological discoveries hosted at Miskatonic University. My.. My connecting flight came in late, so I got bounced onto this plane. I'd been saving up all year to go. I was really looking forward to seeing the original copy of the Necronomicon, and... You don't really care about this, do you?"

Most importantly, explain to me why you deserve the precious gift of life.

"W...what kind of question is THAT?" Eyes widening. "I've saved the -world-... more times than I can count on both hands! Nobody has to -earn- the right to be -alive-, you just ARE!"

(Usual warnings apply: crack, smut, kink. Sub!Nny, bondage- nsfw!)

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A quick note concerning Stolen Time, since there have been a few questions:

Yes, Nny killed Dib at Teatime's request. Dib really did die.

What happened in the 'stolen time' (hehe) between Dib's unfortunate demise and his revival back in Nny's room at the Ravenclaw dorms... is a secret. But rest assured, we DO know what happened.

It may or may not be revealed in the future... muahahah.

(follows immediately after events of Misery Loves Company)

( Usual warnings: smut, kink, NSFW. )

(God help us all. They're going to a MALL.)

( Meta-snark, Victoria's Secret, Dib wonders what happened and... Nny likes STOCKINGS?! )